Ask Mr. Wizzo!

Regarding your previous answers and commentary on chickens crossing the road, seeing the sky fall, and their stupidity.

I believe that, to supplement your answer, I have an answer for their stupidity.

Chicken's obviously do not operate off of the brains in their head. It seems to be that their brains are merely decoys- set up to distract us. As it is commonly known that chickens are the closest living relation to the Tyrannosaurus Rex, we understand that as one end of this chain was the ultimate predator- this other end is now the ultimate prey. It makes sense then, that while the ultimate predator would have incredible evolutionary abilities to help it crush, smush, and terrorize prey so too would the ultimate prey have confounding abilities to put off predators. In this case, imagine a predator biting the head off of a chicken- only for the chicken to walk away headless and quite content. The only problem is most of the time they bleed to death- evolution is still working that kink out. It did, in the case of Make the Headless chicken (http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/). I encourage you to listen to his theme song- it is quite the ditty that sticks in one's head. Moving along however, evolution was sadly defeated in Mike- because whilst he did not bleed to death, later on- due to the lack of a mouth and beak- his airway clogged and he suffocated.

Poor Mike. They have made a theme song for him and even a monument on his behalf.


Where are their brains kept? That has not yet been discovered- it is still being researched.

-Eiric