11 Lines of Dialogue

“Look, Jim, I am just saying. You can not trust a divorced marriage counselor. Fifth cardinal rule of life, man.”

“You know what, Gary? Screw your cardinal rules of life. Samantha is amazing.”

“Hey! You didn’t say that when you got out of paying for beer last night. Respect the rules.”

“Come one, Gary. An annulment after a drunken night in Vegas doesn’t really count as a divorce.”

“Of course it does. She was married and then she wasn’t. You really want to trust a woman who tells troubled couples they can make it all work when she treats marriage like that?”

“I don’t thing she was in the right mind. I mean, you of all people should know you get a pass on stupid s*** done while drunk. Isn’t that cardinal rule number fifteen?”

“Lower number rules trump.”

“You are being ridiculous.”

“You are. Why you all up on this Sam chick anyway? I thought you didn’t believe in marriage.”

“I think she could persuade me. No harm in that, right?”

“I guess not. Just don’t be a jerk, man. Your a freakin’ ghost when your in love.”