Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

Dear Ms Millner,

I done tole ya and tole ya that I doan talk about them garters. My ears turn red just when I see ‘at word.

Irmalene said she thanks yuh for the invite, but she don’t thank she wants tu come cause she stay home and have her own reunion jest like yor’s. I ain’t shor what she mean by that, but ‘at’s what she say.

I don’t thank Bubba kin come, either. The crate sound like a wonderful idie, but he ain’t house broke and we have to be taking ‘im out fer a walk ever time you turn around. Here, he take hisself outside, but ther, we have to take him outside all a time.

I don’t thank I gone be able to come to the reunion. You know, I got tu thanking about it and I kin be around dummies all a time down here, so why I wanna pay to come up ther when I kin stay here free.

But you just place yor order and we ship it tu yuh.

Whinningly Yours,
Jim Whinnery, Chief Dummy Whiner