Whine & Cheese Company, Inc. - 1

Dear Happy RedRidingHood 2002,

I havta say that yu all do got a powerful lot of time on yor hands. With all the thangs a hap'nen in thu wurl and yor monitor bites yuh. And what wuz yu a drankin or wuz it sumpin you took?

But, hit probubly wuz that you wudn't a sleepin enuff and jest weak. 'At's why you need to order one ove our Valentine Gift Pack. Oh, hit's got thu best cheese, hand squshed by Bubba his self and carfully wropped in that re-sanitized bread bag with a purty valentine on thu front. Why don't ya order a whole case as it seems yu do a lot a that typing.

And why don't you socialize with people sumtimes. Hit'll do you a wurl a good.

Hope you had a murry Christmas and Santy wuz good to you, brought yu sum o that Christmas Gift Pack from our store. Ya'll be good now.

Whinningly Yours,
Jim Whinnery, Head Whiner.