RISQUE REVUE

Well now, after all this time, I have a new item for the trophy room.
(knocks aside the moose antlers, trips over the Egyptian mummy, spills coffee on the Persian carpet and almost upsets the priceless Chinese porcelain urn)

which is all, metaphorically speaking, a perfect description of my pathetic inability to remember how to do this.

But it is just such a lovely addition to the collection.
Typical.
Men never ask for directions.
I'm such a....................guy.

Well, I'll just have to get over it.
(sound of closet doors, toolchests dragged across floors, monkey wrench dropped on foot.....
^%##@&^^$#%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - [censored]

It ain't funny, sunny.

Ghost Train  (ASR) Don't go down to the tracks at night #1873180 by Arakun the Twisted Raccoon

Did it take?
(cheers so loud the dog barks and the neighbors yell)
Then the dog yells and the neighbors bark.

I'm not supposed to be having this much fun.
When things calm down a bit, I'll come back and review.
(and make a public spectacle of myself)




Captain Midnight
Just let me laugh when it's funny
and when it's sad, let me cry