World Weavers' Championship

Not seriously. I study screenwriting and occasionally teach part time. Once I graduate tech college I'm thinking of going to Chiba University to get a license to teach middle schoolers, but that's all for the future.

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One day they love us because we're unique. The next we're in jail because we're different.

For generations we've used the oracular reading of oxen guts to predict our students' careers, or lack thereof.
Ew. Couldn't you use some sort of aptitude test instead?
We tried that. The oxen guts were more accurate by 72%.

Zlang-Zlang Squid Says: People who are offended by Dumbo really need real problems in their lives to worry about.