Pretty Pesky Prompts

The year is 2525 and Santa Day has officially replaced Christmas time for some strange reason in the future. Over the years Santa Claus have forgotten how to behave, so here are some wild examples of Santa Claus in the distant future. There is a Santa Claus who just can't stop talking on his cell phone to save his life. There is a Santa Claus who doesn't wear his red cap. We figure that particular Santa Claus either lost his hat somewhere or forgot his hat all together. There is also a Santa who's too busy jotting down numbers with his number two pencil on his Sudoku puzzles. Now that's really one smart Santa Claus. The really sad part about all of these futuristic Santa Claus' is that I actually saw them all myself just this Christmas, 508 years before this story takes place for the December Pretty Pesky Prompt. (140 words)