SugarCube's Insomniac Asylum

I wrote this a couple months ago.

Thank you for this newsletter. I appreciate all the work it takes to make it work. Paul🐸


"Hi, you're here at The New You for our spring make over special?"

"I'm tired of this look."

"Yes mam, that's what we're here for, to make you be what you want to be. So, what do you have in mind?"

"I want a different nose. This one makes me look like a dog and I want it to be more like a cat. I also want larger breasts and a tighter posterior."

"That's not a problem and, unlike most competitors our work comes with a guarantee. If you're not happy we redo it until it is right, for a small extra fee to cover the tax of course.”

"Tax? ...”

“Did you want the full pelt? We can exclude any areas you don't want it and it'll blend in smoothly."

“I want full coverage, but lighter on the face and down the front."

"Yes mam, it'll be very light undercoat fur with a heavier hair overcoat everywhere else. Except the foot sole and palms, they'll be just skin. What colors?"

"Pattern it like a Siamese, a seal-point in brown and tan."

"Perfect with your darker skin. What about a tail? And do you want retractable claws?"

"Claws, no, my friend did that and she forgot to retract them one night and now her husband has to get his ... uhh ... repaired. But, I like the tail. Can it be prehensile?"

"Ouch, that's hurts to think about. Prehensile is no problem. And teeth, human or cat?”

“Human.”

If that's all then I'll program it up and you'll be that new you in an hour."

"I love these transporter make overs."

"Soon after they discovered the matter transporter they figured out how to edit the form."

"My husband will love the things I'll be able to do with my new tail."