Lewd Poems Contest

A parody penillion to penetrate and otherwise pregnate written by the most perspicuous of pundits. For while alliteration is an awful alternative to alleluias it can be quite the art-form if given the proper articulation.

For once was a deviant demoiselle determined to defeat the most devious of devices determined to deter her debauchery.
A cold cage covered her clitoris, capturing her climax, confounding many a courter.
Fortunately for our fair fraulein, fate favored her forsaken future fornication.
Terrifically a tinkerer traveled the terrain of the traditional territory.
With a flick of his wrist and a wiggle of his wang, he wrestled our waif's womanhood free of the weighty welded constraint.