Lewd Poems Contest

Little Miss Muffet Revised - Strong sexual content!



Little Miss Muffet played with her tuffet
beginning to moan and sway,
when over came Simon,
and with him the pieman,
who offered to show her his ways.

He pulled out his wick and gave it a flick
as Miss Muffet shuddered and sighed.
With a lopsided grin,
he did it again,
when Miss Muffet parted her thighs.

Now closer leaned Simon his eyes on the pieman
who's thoughts were too lustful to care,
and said simple Simon,
to the industrious pieman,
"I'm ready to taste your wares."

The pieman went slack his face all aghast
while Simon smiled with delight,
and Miss Muffet cringed,
as he slowly reached in,
with a merry wink of his eye.

With a shake of her head she loudly said
(throwing the door open wide)
"Both of you out
you sick, twisted louts!"
and Simon simply sighed.

For there stood a girl, her skirts all a whirl,
smiling and poised to knock.
Eyes all alight,
she took in the sight,
and laughed at the piemans stock.

With a wave for Miss Muffet (who covered her tuffet)
and a mischievous glow in her eyes,
she grinned at the pieman,
who was staring at Simon,
and quickly stepped inside.

"Hate to interrupt, but you seem to be stuck,
and Miss Muffet still has her needs.
If you'll just step aside,
I'll show you with pride,
what it takes to leave her pleased."

"See, I'm little Bo Peep, you fey little creeps,
and I've the best tongue around.
Your slack little wicks
can't compete with my licks
when it comes to laying it down."

Miss Muffet sighed with obvious pride
and Simon simply frowned,
but the pieman cried
as he ran outside,
his trousers still unbound.

Soon followed Simon to comfort the pieman,
whistling a hearty tune,
and little Bo Peep,
with no thoughts to sleep,
sent Miss Muffet over the moon.