BlackAdder's Cantina Space Opera Contest

Thanks for posting the story here: a most creative piece! Unfortunately, the rules for this contest only allow entries specifically written for it:
"Each entry that is written for the contest and is less than 2K words long (including lyrical poems or short stories but not screenplays) will receive a rating."

I'll adjust the working in the dropdown rules section to make the restriction clearer, but I do hope the intention comes across, at least in hindsight.