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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Community · #1233057
a salad of life's more different musings.
ever thought of a saying you heard that didn't make any sense, but was just so funny? well, put it here for the world!

where does the babysitter find her husband.... at his wife's house (Ida_Matilda_Wright Help )

i'm not a pervert, i'm a sexual innovator! (peacemonger )

how is it that the fattest country in the world is so obsessed with being skinny? (peacemonger )

Today is July 31st. Let that be a lesson to you. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

<monster's voice>see? i told you this would be sweet!</monster's voice> (peacemonger )

quote from carlos mencia: headline: donald trump slams rosie odonald. dee-dee-dee: oh, no. a fat, rich white man, attacking anopther fat, rich white man! (peacemonger )

do you know how much radiowave interceptors cost these days? (peacemonger )

Person one: Stop being so defensive! Person two: I'm NOT being defensive! (Ravenwand, Rising Star! )

My grammie's got a recipe for this (Coal )

i hate you thiiiis much! =D (peacemonger )

I can't find the cat over there! (Kemma )

this just in- we have a live interview with tom cruise just after losing his brain! so tom, how do you feel? "actually, i feel exactly the same." (peacemonger )

Look. It's an In&Out that got run over by a fast car. Ewww, don't touch its head. (Steev the Friction Wizurd )

i said you could touch it, not grab it! (peacemonger )

why does a car co so fast? 'cus its a racetrack! (peacemonger )

hey, it's a weasel!... where's it's head? (peacemonger )

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