Ninja Facts

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 03-24-06 @ 10:02am
: Ninja Fact #312: Ninjas may not be imported into any European Union country without a valid end-user certificate.

this Ninja Expert: Theday
: 03-26-06 @ 6:03pm
: Ninja Fact 3854: Certain stores will sell you a Ninja licence once you've bought 3 secert items.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 03-28-06 @ 8:29am
: Ninja Fact #733: J.R.R. Tolkien's working title for The Lord of the Rings was 'The Last Ninja Raid on Mordor'

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 03-29-06 @ 5:46pm
: Ninja Fact #12: Ninjas are not permitted to marry outside the Ninja race without prior expressed written consent from The Elders.

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 03-31-06 @ 1:02am
: Ninja Fact #91919 Every Ninja has at least 1 Beefaroni noodle hidden behind his teeth.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 04-07-06 @ 11:17am
: Ninja Fact #419: Ninjas may claim the cost of professional equipment (shurikens, nunchaku etc.) as a deduction against income. Such equipment need not be capitalised (Yamazaki v Internal Revenue Service, 253 US 197 (2001))

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 04-07-06 @ 11:45am
: Ninja fact #19191: ninja do not use toilet paper on days ending in Y

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-07-06 @ 7:07pm
: Ninja Fact # 7599: Ninjas cannot differentiate between the 6 and 9 on top of NASCAR's or on billiards balls.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-07-06 @ 7:10pm
: (about to roll off) Greatest Ninja Fact ever, submitted by Theday: Ninja Fact 384: Ninjas don't give a shit about Samurais.

this Ninja Expert: Theday
: 04-09-06 @ 7:45pm
: Ninja Fact 385: Ninjas are about to change your pretty life.

this Ninja Expert: Theday
: 04-09-06 @ 7:46pm
: Ninja Fact 582: Ninjas want you to Take them out"

this Ninja Expert: Theday
: 04-09-06 @ 7:47pm
: Ninja Fact 2979: Ninjas don't give two shits about the Illuminati

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 04-10-06 @ 10:02am
: The first attempt to establish a ninja order in France failed when it was found that most French cheeses will not take a sharp enough edge to be used effectively as weapons.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-10-06 @ 7:32pm
: Ninja fact #551: No Ninja would ever be caught dead riding a Kawasaki Ninja.

this Ninja Expert: Wendopolis
: 04-11-06 @ 10:05pm
: Ninja fact #9999: Ninjas do not like sushi.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 04-11-06 @ 10:48pm
: Ninja fact #704: A common joke at the expense of ninja novices is to tell them that the 'nightingale floor' that features in their training contains real nightingales, and that they must capture a live bird for use when the next floor is built.

this Ninja Expert: Wendopolis
: 05-01-06 @ 8:12pm
: Ninja fact#6667: A Ninja's favorite cartoons are the Smurfs and the Powerpuff Girls.

this Ninja Expert: Scribbler Erased
: 05-02-06 @ 4:10pm
: Ninja fact #100587642.5:On the occasion of a Ninja's 21st birthday, he is subject to a hazing ritual which includes "riding the pony" and a gross quantity of carrots.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 05-05-06 @ 11:53am
: A proposed 'Celebrity Ninja' TV show was planned as a mid-season replacement by CBS in 2004 but never aired due to legal issues. The pilot, with 'novices' Nicole Ritchie, Pee-Wee Herman and Bret Harte, is rumoured to be available on eBay.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 05-19-06 @ 5:46pm
: Ninja Fact #22: All ninjas are required to make a Holy Pilgramage to Oklahoma once in their lives.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 05-20-06 @ 6:26pm
: Ninja Fact #711: Although ninja robes are traditionally black, when a novice is presented with his gtaduation certificate it is expected that he will wear chartreuse.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 06-03-06 @ 12:15pm
: Ninja Fact #3331: Ninjas will only use John Deere lawn care products.

this Ninja Expert: Wolfedale
: 06-06-06 @ 1:18pm
: "HIYAA!!!" is ninja for nice to meet you.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 07-11-06 @ 12:35pm
: Ninja Fact #297: Ben & Jerry's short-lived "Ginger Ninja" ice-cream flavor was withdrawn from sale in 2004 after complaints from the Japanese embassy.

this Ninja Expert: Theday
: 07-18-06 @ 8:48pm
: Ninja Fact 438a: if Ninjas see paper scattered across a floor, they will act like the nonpaper floor is hot lava.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 07-19-06 @ 5:39pm
: Ninja Fact #25: 9 out of 10 ninjas prefered Aquafina over Dasani in bottled water trials.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 07-23-06 @ 11:18am
: Ninja Fact #417: As an indication to its students of how to "hide in plain sight", one of the most prestigious ninja training schools is located within the third floor of a department store in Tokyo's Shinjuku district.

this Ninja Expert: Special Kay
: 07-25-06 @ 9:48am
: If a Ninja kills you in the forrest, there won't be anyone around to hear you fall, and you won't make a sound.

this Ninja Expert: Barrmen
: 07-25-06 @ 1:48pm
: Ninja are impervious to pain. Go ahead hit me with the hammer, I won't feel a thing.

this Ninja Expert: Special Kay
: 07-25-06 @ 4:57pm
: #852: In the hands of a Ninja, a yo yo can be a deadly weapon

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 08-11-06 @ 1:05pm
: Ninja Fact #802: In May 1999, three ninja were found living with an Aboriginal tribe in Arnhem Land in Australia; they had been part of an elite WW2 Japanese Army unit abandoned when a planned invasion of Australia was called off.

this Ninja Expert: Special Kay
: 08-11-06 @ 11:04pm
: Ninja refine their skills through participation in the little known Ninja Limbo Tournament.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 4:55am
: When the Skitawa ninja clan of 1983 saw E.T, they cried just like the rest of us.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 4:57am
: Many people believe that ninja's were suits of only black but in reality, they are just really hairy.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:09am
: Many years ago, ninja's build emormous pointy stone structures to house their dead masters. They were spewing when the Egyptions copied them.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:12am
: Ninja's are so fast that they digest their food several days before they eat it.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:18am
: No ninja in recorded history ever been known to have been a turtle.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:24am
: Never use fire on a ninja. They are best served cold.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:43am
: Ninja's look great in speedos.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 08-26-06 @ 5:46am
: If a ninja looses an ear during battle, it will grow back...on their chin.

this Ninja Expert: Paige has found her muse!
: 08-27-06 @ 3:07pm
: Ninjas must play Texas Holdem poker until their fingers bleed.

this Ninja Expert: Jeremknight
: 08-27-06 @ 10:41pm
: If you get the chance to see a ninja up close, chances are you wont see the m for very long, or anything else for that matter.

this Ninja Expert: Michael_Mauser
: 08-31-06 @ 12:47pm
: Ninja Fact #712: It really is possible to deter secret ninja mind-control techniques by wearing a hat made out of tinfoil.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 09-11-06 @ 4:14am
: Ninja Fact #44: The website askaninja.com is not sanctioned, funded or endoresed by the World Ninja Federation or the United Worker Ninja Association.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 09-23-06 @ 12:38pm
: Ninja Fact #7: Ninjas are not susceptable to hypnosis.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 10-08-06 @ 7:47am
: Ninja Fact #2421: Most Ninjas suffer from Celluphobia, which is the fear of cellphones.

this Ninja Expert: Smurfette
: 10-15-06 @ 7:33am
: Ninja Fact 3847: A ninja can smell the war cry of an r&b artist from up to 2 miles.

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 11-02-06 @ 10:44am
: Ninja Fact #5746.8: Ninja spy on the United Federation of Planets, disguised as Ferengi concubine.

this Ninja Expert: Beyond the Cloud9
: 12-07-06 @ 4:19pm
: Ninja Fact #2: Ninjas wear odor eaters.

this Ninja Expert: Beyond the Cloud9
: 12-07-06 @ 4:20pm
: Ninja Fact #560-A: Ninjas just want to be cuddled.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 01-04-07 @ 5:12am
: Ninja Fact #107: Ninjas must survive an alien abduction to become a Master Ninja.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 7:39pm
: Ninja Fact #7993: A fully trained ninja can cook two minute noodles in one minute and thirty seven seconds.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 7:40pm
: Ninja Fact #IIXIV: Ninja's cannot read Roman numerals.

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 8:01pm
: Ninja Fact #3684: Ninja's have mechanical tool's within their bodies that they can call to action with an appropriate secret chant eg "go go ninja, can-opener."

this Ninja Expert: arghzombie
: 01-17-07 @ 8:21pm
: Ninja Fact #80085: Ninja's are highly amused by numbers that can be likened to rude words (narf!)...

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 01-27-07 @ 10:13am
: Ninja Fact #4: Ninjas hate crossword puzzles.

this Ninja Expert: Coal
: 02-08-07 @ 9:43pm
: Ninja fact #520 They fear nothing but Simon Cowell and anybody wielding a dirty litter box

this Ninja Expert: Coal
: 02-09-07 @ 11:57am
: Ninjas are like children in the 70's-"Seen and not heard," and are experts at robbing the cookie jar

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 02-16-07 @ 6:33pm
: Ninja Fact #72: Ninjas suck at Reversi.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-19-07 @ 5:13pm
: Ninja Fact #11: Ninjas don't give a shit about Chuck Norris.

this Ninja Expert: MadMan at Large
: 04-22-07 @ 9:31am
: Ninja Fact #5517: It is a violation of the Ninja Code section 17 to catch more fish than a superior Ninja on Sundays.

this Ninja Expert: Nyra Gman
: 05-30-08 @ 8:21am
: ninjas always are deadly, both at close range and long range.

this Ninja Expert: dust
: 03-31-09 @ 2:13am
: The only thing more deadly then a ninja is that shepherds pie mom baked last Friday, for games night.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 04-20-09 @ 3:14pm
: You're never more than ten feet from a ninja.

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 09-11-09 @ 2:21pm
: Ninja's can have a baby. Reverse osmosis has never been cooler.

this Ninja Expert: Steev the Friction Wizurd
: 09-12-09 @ 10:33am
: Ninja's move so quietly that sometimes they accidentally reveal themselves by removing all sound from the room and the potential victim notices his ears are deprived.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-15-09 @ 8:02pm
: Your mother is a ninja.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-15-09 @ 8:03pm
: Hence, YOU are a ninja, and didn't even know it!

this Ninja Expert: Mark
: 12-17-09 @ 11:48pm
: Ninja Fact #3412: Even if you open a Ninja like an Oreo, they are still crunchy on the inside.

this Ninja Expert: ~SilverMoon~
: 12-21-09 @ 9:43pm
: Ninja Fact #912 Laughing at a Ninja asassinating someone can be dangerous to your...No...no please don't..Stop! I wasn't ...NO!"

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-23-09 @ 1:25pm
: The 'vaccuum' of space is actually filled with ninjas.

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-23-09 @ 2:45pm
: Ninjas sneeze with their eyes open--always open...

this Ninja Expert: pentatonic
: 12-23-09 @ 2:56pm
: Natural reflexes involve twitches. Ninja reflexes involve shurikens.

this Ninja Expert: ~SilverMoon~
: 12-23-09 @ 8:10pm
: Ninjas don't eat Wheaties for breakfast, instead they eat energy-building, tofu flavored Crunchy Punchy.

this Ninja Expert: Kyle
: 04-26-11 @ 11:48am
: All Ninjas report to room 78 of the national ninja lobby, Agent K will breif you on our latest target. His name is Edward, Good luck. ~True Ninja

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