Norma Jean, there is a pub in Falmouth, Cornwall you really should visit. Tables and chairs on the ceiling etc. I'm pretty sure it has inspired many to go teetotal.

Your dreamland sounds like the result of a visit from the green fairy. I've never tried absynthe myself but am told it can result in hallucinations of this kind.

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