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Comedy: September 29, 2021 Issue [#10998]




 This week: Sounds Funny
  Edited by: Sssssh! I'm not really here.
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2. A Word from our Sponsor
3. Letter from the Editor
4. Editor's Picks
5. A Word from Writing.Com
6. Ask & Answer
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About This Newsletter

New Halloween sig


Mysterious sounds that make you sing along with them.


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Letter from the editor

Where is that song coming from? It’s stuck in my head, now. I leave the kitchen and check the TV, and radio — Nothing! Then I check to see if that lady who’s always listening in on my smartphone is trying to get my attention. Nah, I’m pretty sure I cut her vocals chords the last time she was trying to tell me she couldn’t understand the words coming out of my mouth. What could it be that’s making me sing this tune along with the sound? It was a song that I remember the Eagles performing, called “Dirty Laundry.”

The part that kept on a loop in my head was the:

*Music2* Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around *Music1*


Dirty Laundry *Music2* Hmmmm. That’s when it dawned on me to look behind another door. I tracked the mysterious presence of that tune in my head in the room where my clothes dryer resides. *Ha* What an apt piece of machinery to play that song for me, although it should be clean laundry when it ends up in the dryer. *Shock*

So why does my dryer play that song for me? WebSon heard it one day when visiting, and mentioned I need a new dryer belt. He said he could order the part and get it quieted-up for me.

I was happy to know it was an easy repair. I was also a little sad to realize I won’t be dancing around while doing chores miming that song in my head.

Well, I guess I’ll always have this ...

https://youtu.be/zXDbMzr5uVI?t=65

*Witch**Wind* That’s all the Dirty Laundry she aired for this edition of the Comedy Newsletter.

Until next time — laugh hard, laugh often! And enjoy those little songs that make the chores pass quickly!




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Editor's Picks

 Mourning a ruined Sweater  (E)
A prized possession's early demise..
#2240845 by ~SilverMoon~


 Laundry - Give me Some Gloves  (18+)
A comparison of how my husband and I tackle various household chores.
#1227054 by Victoria


STATIC
Ghosted Memoirs  (13+)
The old colonel gets himself a ghost writer.
#2257522 by Beholden


 Dad, You're Not Helping  (13+)
Sometimes parents are just plain annoying.
#2258014 by THANKful Sonali LOVES DAD


 Naked and Afraid  (18+)
I've seen that crazy show
#2246111 by Norman


A few samples of how to solve a mystery in only 20 Sentences. This will give you an idea of how it's done and you still have a day left to get it done PLUS 1 extra sentence! *Ha*

STATIC
Not So Fortunate Son  (13+)
Cop Shop Mystery
#2233062 by ♥Hooves♥


STATIC
The Case for Baby-Switching  (18+)
A cop-shop cozy mystery solution, for Bard's Hall.
#2232941 by Jaeyne of the Free Fab Five


An Unveiling In Bardstown  (E)
Okay, I have solved this mystery in twenty scintillating sentences...
#2233524 by SandraLynn Team Florent!


*Down*


FORUM
The Bard's Hall Contest  (13+)
APRIL: Flash Fiction, 500 word limit.
#981150 by StephBee - House Targaryen


 
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Ask & Answer

In my 13th Anniversary Comedy Newsletter, I had a hidden surprise for those who spent the time to read it during the busy WDC Birthday week. "Comedy Newsletter (September 1, 2021)" 



Congratulations to these three subscribers to my Comedy Newsletter who responded within the deadline to receive an exclusive MB.Thanks for participating and earning one of these beauties with your feedback below!


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It would seem to me that using shoe laces and jumper cables that guy could've cinched that baby down on his roof no questions asked *Wink*


Prosperous Snow celebrating

I attempted to assemble a bookcase. Once I got it all together and set up, I found that it leaned to one side, and one of the shelves sagged in the middle. Needless to say I've never attempted to assemble anything else.


Elfin Dragon-finally published

Trouble assembling items? The worst trouble I had was with my curio cabinet. It has two large sections with several slats of wood separating the glass. These pieces of wood had notches cut to hold the glass. I was doing fine until I found that on two of the pieces of wood the notches were backwards.

Now I had a decision to make. Do I send this massive cabinet back for two pieces of wood carved wrong? or do I try and work with it? I did work with them...it was difficult, but I did make them work.


See you next month, folks!


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