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Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Career · #1108176
Parody of "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith
We got whiners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got bitches, we got slackers
Fans of Vikings and Packers
And the customers act like a bunch of slobs

Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate this job

We got reg'lers, we got rookies
People buyin' shakes and cookies
And we got cashiers, we got grill team
Drive-thru, droppers and no dreams
And the man'gers talk about their cushy job

Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate this job

[Chorus:]
I hate this job
It's a big disgrace
Just walkin' 'round McDonald's
With a fake smile on my face
It makes you mad, it makes you sob
Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate this job

I've seen assholes, we got morons
Blue-collar boys and so on
And we got lovers, a few lookers
And I've even seen drunken jerks and hookers
And we like to drink our pop from a little cup

Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate this job
Yes I do

I like my cat (I like my cat)
I love my boyfriend (I love my boyfriend)
I like to take him out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I hate this job
It's a big disgrace
Just walkin' 'round the floor here
Puts a fake smile on my face
No benefits, no better jobs
Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate this job
Hmm, hmm, hmm I hate this job

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