Extra, Extra, Dragons Invade!

News Report for August 19, 2007

Extra Extra Read All About It! Dragons Invade States!

Early this morning a baby dragon was spotted hovering over the capital city. It is reported that politicians are fleeing to escape the fall out. Massive panic ensues as citizens take control of the government.

In New York City, for two hours the sun was blocked by a large flying animal hovering over the city. Residents were reportedly cheering and celebrating in the street. Bars opened early for the city's happy hour in the twilight hours before noon.

Unconfirmed reports from the Midwest and Florida have melted spots of asphalt from napalm showers. One Florida resident commented that tourists were being toasted and served as snacks.

In Seattle, it is business as usual and nothing unusual has occurred. Wait this just in "It's stopped Raining in Seattle and the Sun is shining." Residents blinded by the glare, think they saw a large green bluish flying something shooting across the sky.

This just in from Eastern North Carolina, hunters have brought down a large flying animal. The hunter was reported as saying "Biggest Buzzard I's ever seen, and kinda funny colored too." with some puzzlement as he looked at his kill.

Gentle Readers, ordinarily this humble reporter would lie to you, but today is a day that will live in the memories of us all and it is time for truth, "I'm not wearing underpants."