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A rare article on coconuts & my imagination
Coconut- I guess this fruit, sorry it is a seed actually, must be the closest to our homes & families in terms of the most easily available fruit with its sweet n clear water that keeps your stomach super cool and also the importance of the fruit in all our festivals, weddings, ceremonies etc...

I wish it was Choconut instead...It would have been such a healthy delight for me atleast...

Wonder why Southies are so damn fat...That is coz they eat coconut almost in every meal everyday...It contains really high amount of calories...

Was wondering if the mob could carry coconuts instead of rotten tomatoes or eggs to throw in any gathering esp. in political campaigns...Lol..Cant stop myself giggling imagining the sight of coconuts been tossed at the neta's head...

I remember my First CAT paper in 2002 and both Amit and myself had the same center allocated obviously coz we filled and submitted the forms together...It was my own school- Ashok Hall...And so cool that he is, he made me drink the coconut water just before the exam...And wow...After half an hour of banging my brains against that coconut kinda paper, I rushed to the loo and hence...What?...Did this guy think I would crack that nut with a cool stomach???

Having DAABH (As we like to call it in Kolkata) each morning, I got a bright idea one day when we were chatting casually on business ideas...Why isint any Cola company coming up with the idea of bottling coconut water...U see, its a bit heavy on the palm to hold it as u drink along and sometimes it feels awkward to drink it on roadside with a straw digging in, then find a dustbin to dump that hollow leftover shell...

Wonder when some girls say, My hubby or my dad is just like a coconut, Hard from outside and very soft from within...How many times they would have to go through the pain of banging their heads against the tough nut to crack it and whether they actually succeed in it...

But definitely the sight of those tall coconut trees (that can grow upto 30 m)swaying left and right and left again in the winds in Goa and Kerela is such a delight...Oh! By the way, I have not been to either of the places...Just saw them doing so on TV...In food, I love coconut chutney, water, raw white stuff and laddoos (coconut grated in milkmaid and made into balls)...I hate coconut toffees, cookies, any other sweet, dried coconut and coconut in any other form...Did you know that HUL makes its 'Kwality' brand of icecreams with coconut oil instead of milk???

Let me know if at any point you thought that my brain also contains liquid within...
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