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Rated: 13+ · User Poll · Fantasy · #1621319
With Thanksgiving coming up, I thought this would be fun. So... Let's talk turkey.
Poll Question:
What would you say to a live turkey if you knew he could understand you?
Poll Options:
      I'm going to eat you
      You've had a good life, but, goodbye
      You lucked out, birdie. I dont' eat meat.
      You'll look prettier on my dinner table
      of course you don't want to die, but I'm hungry
      If I don't eat you, someone else will
      The only reason you're here is so people can eat you
      Now don't try to convince me it's Easter time
      Oh, come on... Stop trying to whinny. I know you're not a horse.
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