O Money Cow

O Money Cow! O Money Cow!
How ever-green your branches;
O Money Cow! O Money Cow!
Your bank account entrances!
When there is work, I turn it down;
Why should I toil when you’re around?
I’ll loot you ‘til you’re in the ground!
How ever-green your branches!

O Money Cow! O Money Cow!
You are my darling mother;
I suckle from your money bags,
I love you like no other!
'Tis not because you gave me birth,
But rather for your wallet’s girth;
I love you for your money’s worth,
How ever-green your branches!

I buy me things like golden rings,
And flat screen televisions!
While you’re at home and all alone,
I work on more revisions,
To bilk you of your hard earned pay,
And leave you dry as prairie hay,
To suck from you another day!
How ever-green your branches!

O Money Cow! Sweet Money Cow!
The likes I’ve never seen!
Oh think of me in dairy terms,
Your family milk machine!
Oh Yes I know , I’ve siblings too,
Who love you so and care for you,
But I am out to screw them too!
Just hand me all your money!


I know I’ll cry the day you die,
For I’ll lose most my income!
I’ll roam the streets with aching feet,
I’ll be a bum, and then some!
You give from goodness of your heart,
Upon your coffin I shall fart!
My pockets full, then, I’ll depart,
Oh you can’t take it with you!