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by Deswy
Rated: E · Fiction · Contest Entry · #1983554
Vacation Plug for Paradise!
Travel Destination:  Duat


Sponsored by Osiris Vacations




Ah!  Welcome my friend to Osiris Vacations, your best and only ticket to the wondrous land of Duat!  Come and enjoy the marvels of the largest oasis this side of Paradise (because it is!).

Here at Osiris, we take pride in showing you the many splendors of the Afterlife, with none of the trials other services in the Underworld require;  we offer a smooth journey and many amenities other agencies leave out.  The best part:  everything is free!

Come and walk the Path with your own personal escort who knows all the proper incantations to lead you through all forty-two gates safely.  No need to unroll your papyrus, we do it for you!  Once you pass the gates, the Scales of Ma'at are tipped in your favor;  there is no need to fear the demon Ammit, for we will make sure your heart is light as air...even lighter than the feather of Ma'at!

Duat is a very special place, where all your dreams come true!  Hungry?  Enjoy all the luscious fruits and foods the Nile Delta has to offer!  Eat to your heart's content all the delights the gods feast on daily!  Dates, wild fowl, meat, and the bounties of earth and water are prepared to your specifications and served to you by whomever you wish, whenever you wish.  No need to worry about gaining weight...this is Duat!  You will remain perfect in every way!

Do you wish to be entertained?  We have it all!  Naked dancing girls for the men, and a large array of handsomely endowed men for the women!  You can have your pick;  but if you desire just one person, we can arrange that too!

Music?  Oh, music!  We have the most talented artists in the realm!  You can dance and sing to your heart's content!  We play whatever you want, whenever you want!  We have musicians proficient in all instruments, and offer music that would make Ra smile!

We also have the most wonderful pools and beaches;  the white sands are always warm, and the sun is always shining.  Do you want to stroll on the beach in the moonlight?  Just wish it and it's yours to enjoy, alone or with a loved one.

Do you wish to go on a safari?  Ah, then do so!  You can even talk to the animals;  after all, this is Paradise!  Do you wish to learn a new language?  We have the finest teachers anywhere!  In fact, whatever you wish to learn, no matter what it is, all you need to do is ask for it.  We will provide everything you wish!

So, don't just pick any travel agency, choose Osiris Vacations...your Soul Specialists since the beginning of Time!



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