The Dollar - the lack thereof

So frustrated with the almighty dollar and its' lack thereof,
It seems that it does not pay as much as it use to,
Trying to make it stretch from the beginning of the week,
To the ending of the week is like using a band-aid instead,
of a rubber band.

It seems like all I have is pills and bills, just pills and bills,
Really? Then there is the gas bill, the electric bill and the food bill,
Just when I get one paid off, another one comes due and I
Start all over. The phone bill is a cell bill but a bill nevertheless.
Here we go again.

Where is this money tree that everyone say is growing in the back yard?
I cannot even find the seeds to plant one for me and my family,
Maybe there is only so many allotted and I missed out
And did not get any, because they were all gotten by the
Other people.

Oh, and standing at my open window and yelling, It's MY money
And I need it NOW! Does not work folks...I know...because I
Decided to try it. Did the guy show up to give it to me you ask?
Nope! He did not, so I looked like an idiot, yelling out my window
Screaming like a banshee.

"Call JG Wentworth! 877-Cash-Now, 877-Cash-Now!"
I did call and after so many minutes of speaking with someone
They told me "Give it up lady!" And laughed me off the line.
That made me feel so depressed and dramatized.
Why me, I asked?

I decided that my next new adventure in my life would be,
Is to dress grunge and fix myself up beyond all recognition,
Go out on the side of the road and beg to gain a buck.
However, it may not be any use since the news is that the
Stretchy dollar will be gone after July the first!

I do not have any luck!