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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #2085000
A limerick (adult-oriented as it should be LOL)
The King of Texas

An oil-rich Texan from Dallas
sprinkled each meal with Cialis.
“I live like a king
but, here is the thing –
it’s a scepter I need, not a palace.”


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Just for the fun of it *Laugh*
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