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The UnOfficial Convention Survival Guide

by The Milkman

Rated: 18+ · Book · Writing.Com · #965529

Everything answered about the Convention but you were too afraid to ask me

So you are a Newbie, going to the Writing.Com Convention and you need to know how to make it through the weekend when you have the Old-Time conventioners chasing you around the Lounge threatening torture, theft of your chocolate, and short sheeting your bed(any of these may or may not happen)...

In this Blog, I The Milkman

will give you an indepth, step-by-step guide on how to enjoy yourself the whole weekend... I might even reveal what a "Creepy Hug" is...

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8 Most Recent Blog Comments:

Tevie

Jun 10, 2005 at 5:32pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

People could always put pudding in your shoes while your out of them.

Plus I'm sure there will be lipstick. How do you like clowns?

Zoo - Salted and Roasted

Jun 9, 2005 at 10:37am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I won’t be found sleeping too often while in Bethlehem.

That's right Moo. Because if I catch you sleeping, I'm gonna wheel your bed into the elevator and send you down to the lobby in your boxers...

Nitey night!

Love is a Mommy (no foolin)

Jun 9, 2005 at 8:35am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

If we do find you sleeping, we will play college tricks... shaving cream in one hand while we tickle your nose with a "feather," a hand in warm water, hiding all your underwear all over the hotel... wait! We can do that while you are awake!

Kit of House Lannister

May 18, 2005 at 4:55pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I can't even remember what I wrote in my bio

. (One of those dim people that filled in that survey immediately and can't remember anything I filled in).

And will probably be too shy to ask for autographs.

The interesting list of questions will come in handy though

Kit of House Lannister

May 18, 2005 at 4:52pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Oooooh Naked Twister? Wanna play? Anyone? *has no idea what Twister even is but it sounded good*

Ummm... only joking. I am so shy I will probably be hiding behind any available plantpots.

MaryLou

Apr 29, 2005 at 5:21pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Ha! You didn't mention pepper spray! So I'm safe there.

Zoo - Salted and Roasted

Apr 29, 2005 at 3:13pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Can I bring my wombat to the convention?

Diane

Apr 29, 2005 at 2:54pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

This is one thing I don't procrastinate, but I should! All very good points, Moo.

#7. Sleeping
ID #352543 entered on June 9, 2005 at 8:30am

#6. The Convention Rating System
ID #347979 entered on May 18, 2005 at 4:36pm

#5. The Survival Guide
ID #346547 entered on May 11, 2005 at 12:18pm

#4. The Itinerary
ID #344809 entered on May 2, 2005 at 7:39pm

#3. Getting to the Convention and Registering
ID #344406 entered on April 30, 2005 at 2:49pm

#2. What to bring...
ID #344232 entered on April 29, 2005 at 4:22pm

#1. Registration
ID #344216 entered on April 29, 2005 at 2:32pm

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