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Rated: ASR · Draft · Adult · #979315
Funny, family, crazy life with electronics
Sometimes I wonder what men are thinking.

A few months back I bought a regular black stove. No more turn the nob stoves except for your burners, which in this case really hurt. For the oven you push bake, to raise the temperature you simple push the up arrow until you get to the degree you want.

My husband, although dear I won't say decided to cook some delicious Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls. He got out my very best long, glass baking dish and since he didn't know how to use the oven and didn't bother to ask me how this is what took place.

Mr. Husband, I'll call him decide to cook the rolls on top of the stove on the very highest heat. I woke up to the sound of glass breaking. The glass broke into pieces all over the room. My husband as quick as St. Nick going down the chimney, gathered up the rolls and threw them in the sink which made another alternative mess. Dough with wonderful little pieces of glass! He proceeded to say what a fool I was for buying the stove and left me the mess to clean up and he went to bed! Of course, all of this was my fault for buying the wrong kind of stove.

Where do we women find these men? Don't they realize how little they would have to do to have a female eating out of their hand? Oh, woe is me and after 26 years of marriage I just stay and stay. Occasionly, I see the bight side of him but it's rarely these days. Guess I have to teach him the stove, and next it will be the microwave; I refuse to teach him the computer or the VCR!
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