Nearly 40 years old, father of two, two times a husband and as of 2008, apparantly a Jack of all trades. Due to my declining enthusiasm for life, I have decided to disregard my lack of information, experience or knowhow and begin to write. Now, that I have regurgitated my usual canned response I can speak in truth. I am certain that I am no more than an aspiring writer who consumes the praises and reviews of friends and loved ones, only to be cowering and trembling inside, shunning the inevitable review that reads, childish, irratic and poorly written, this author should return to his blue collar roots and leave the writing to those who can.