I am proud to say that, after 60yrs I have finally managed to raise myself from out of the gutter of life and into dizzy heights of unemployment. In the intervening years, I have painstakingly sidestepped the wealth and education that was – occasionally - trust at me, and have settled, grumpily it must be said, into the day to day drudgery that inflicts most people in these trying times. All in all, I am a normal pissed-off male specimen of the human race and hope to continue being a pain in the arse to all those who meet me for many years to come.