i'm the kind of guy that likes to dance when no one's looking and sing when he knows no one else is around, despite failing miserably at both. i protest capitalization frequently, yet i'm a strong proponent of capitalism, which just goes to show you how much of a difference a suffix can make. i'm all about the soul, the ethereal, the deep-down-inside-feeling that gets your heart moving like a pair of glowsticks at a rave. i'm just kidding, it's all about the money. everyone knows that.