Hey. My name is Peter Love. I Spend an irrational amount of time on this site every day, in indifference to my overbearing studies and social pursuits. Roll around on my convoluted, metaphysical and entirely impalpable patch of grass, if you encounter a moment of time, feel free to trim or scrutinize its growth. Pleasantries and niceties are pleasantly debarred in the nicest possible way, abstraction, academia, mordacious satire, any form of 'elevated discourse', are patriotically valued.