Hello all readers that have unfortunately come upon my little portfolio. I hope you find the works within are far from jejune and insipid, but if so, hey, that's your opinion. I was born in Anderson County to a pulchritudinous mother of about 35 years give or take a year or two and a fretful father of about 8 years her junior. Other than that, there's not much to say except this is the first time I've posted any of my short stories, so please bear with me, I'm a newbie.