I am an extremely cynical musician, essentially hell bent on writing ironic music. Most of my material is lyrics (shocking, I know). I've written common inspirations in uncommon ways *in many cases*. It's not so much that I strive to be different as I strive not to bore you with words. My goal is to be smart, and accessible to the common reader with my writing. I've made a blog for anyone who's either really bored, or wants to find out who I am. Any contact information has been moved there.