My mama named me William, Some folks call me Bill, Those that know me best, Holler Whip-O-Will! I desire to be uniquely entertaining. I seek to take the finite number of words within the English language and form them into an infinite combination of creations that make Gods and Devils envious and incapable of not reading more. Mortals of the internet realm please provide me feedback, and in return I shall supply more short creations for your pleasure.