Alcatraz Smedry returns for his third adventure, this time travelling back to his homeland of Nalhalla.
Raised in the Hushlands (i.e. the Western World) under the knowledge-suppressing rule of evil librarians, Alcatraz is completely blown away by what is 'normal' in Nalhalla: There is the wingless dragon doing community service. Knights who live in a big glass castle, on top of a giant glass mushroom (work that one into a conversation - Al & I dare ya!). A prince who thinks he's a fantasy-writer (watch out!) and a critic who dances the kung fu.

And to top it all off - Bastille's real name is, er, Bastille. But Alcatraz finds out why.

Alcatraz I - II readers.
There is NO POINT starting half way through this series; not only will it make zero sense, but Alcatraz himself will mock you.

Aimed *ahem* for older children and young teens, this book really caters for anyone with a sense of the wacky and sarcastically ridiculous.

Bastille's sarcastic put-downs and, as always, Alcatraz's wackjob digressions.

Hasten on to Alcatraz IV

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