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Gender
Male
Birthday
October 29 1985
Location
Houston, Tx
About Me
A bastard child pulled from the banks of a river few have seen, by a nursing she-wolf, in a forsaken tract of land where man fears to tread. Reared by beasts, I became a scourge among terrors. Artemis laid her bow aside and fell in helpless tears when I set my teeth upon those helpless creatures in her stewardship. I fought for dominance amongst my vicious companions, and once the torrents of blood washed away, they bowed low before their bipedal god.
Type of Writer
Pulitzer Prize winning. Or, maybe not. I don't know the type who forms letters into words, words into sentences, etc., etc.
Writing Style
Literary Ninjitsu
Interests
Advocating the supremacy of the Aryan race, of which, I'm technically not a part, but the shiny blonde hair is just so pretty and silky. I just like to entertain, and make people smile, via relentless irreverence.
Favorite Books
Candide, The Brothers Karamazov, Les Mis, Letters from the Earth, Pet Cemetery, Clifford the Big Red Dog, series, Sugar in my Bowl,
Favorite Authors
The ones who wrote my favorite books.
Favorite Poets
Googling up some big name poets to put here in order to fit in with you literary types, which a part of me recommended, would be a dishonest misrepresentation of myself. I don't read poetry, set down your chi-tea and ascend thy nose if ye must.
Favorite Quote
"Chaos has all the makings of a mistress; tranquility, the faithful wife" - Me Genghis Khan "The greatest happiness" which, is too long to put here. "The should have a link to thinkexist.com right here" - Me again
Favorite Music
Underground hip-hop (Apathy, Jedi-Mind Tricks, Q-Unique, etc, etc), Classical, Rock, Soul (I would make sweet love to Bill Withers, were I gay. Which, alas poor unfortunate gentleman, I am not), 90's Pop Music, I can't help it.
Favorite Movies
Anything with Eva Angelina (NSFW), oh and Pulp Fiction. The Boondock Saints movies were pretty tight too. Did you know, the guy from Powder is one of the brothers? I never would have guessed.
NEW AND UPDATED ITEMS
    Rated: E · Other · #1836142
    General fiction
    Rated: E · Philosophy · #1805866
    I make no claims to the title of poet, but here are my meager attempts.
    Rated: E · Other · #1836525
    Essays and rants
    Rated: 18+ · Comedy · #1805928
    A diatribe against a coffee pot, which I cannot pour without spilling.
    Rated: E · Comedy · #1804587
    Letters I have written to the people in my life.
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