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In case you have any doubt about it...
You will find this to be an easy quiz... unless you are stupid... *sigh* ... but that's why you are here, isn't it?
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1. History:
 What did an Old West cowboy ride?
       a cow        
       an elephant        
       an ungulate        
       a wagon        
       a Ford        
2. Geography:
 What is New Zealand?
       Where the Hobbits live.        
       A fantasy paradise somewhere way out in the ocean.        
       Where King Kong lives.        
       A suburb of Australia.        
       A place where wearing jandals is not frowned on.        
3. Astronomy:
 Where does the sun go at night?
       It visits the stars in the Southern Hemisphere.        
       By the end of the day it needs to go get recharged.        
       Even the sun has to sleep - that's why we have a moon.        
       It doesn't go anywhere - it's all of us that go somewhere.        
       The sun has a girlfriend.        
4. Physics:
 What is the Theory of Relativity?
       Everybody has at least one relative.        
       Going real fast makes you look younger.        
       Everybody loves somebody some time.        
       It's the reason the stars look funny when Han Solo's starship jumps to hyperspace.        
       If two trains pass each other at the speed of light, someone's liable to get hurt.        
5. Chemistry:
 How does baking powder make a cake rise?
       It uses threats and intimidation.        
       It huffs and puffs and blows bubbles.        
       It slips a whoopee cushion into the cake pan.        
       It puts on perfume and a low-cut dress.        
       It taunts the cake with cracks about the cake's mother.        
6. Sociology:
 What does it mean when someone says "I hate you! Go away!"?
       They are playing "hard to get".        
       You should stop snatching food away from people who are eating.        
       They are afraid to admit openly how much they like you.        
       You are not a very good sales clerk.        
       Someone is having a bad day.        
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