MEETING BEVY'S PARENTS

On my second date with Beverly, we spruced up and went to meet her parents. They were elderly and very congenial. Hoping to make a good impression, I rehearsed how I was going to conduct myself. During dinner, they suddenly brought up the subject of religion. Her mother proudly asserted, "We embrace LDS (Latter Day Saints)." Wanting to appear knowledgeable I replied, "OH, thats interesting- I was brought up in the 60's- I know a lot about LSD.