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by Wren
Rated: E · Other · Contest · #1101047
Simply Horrible Contest
I wanted a duck for the tub, tub, tub.
Mom said, “No ducks, Bub, Bub, Bub.”

I cried and I cried and I cried some more.
Mom took me from the tub and put me on the floor.

She said, “You’re a man. You don’t need ducks.”
I hung my head and said, “Shucks. Shucks. Shucks.”
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