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Rated: 13+ · Short Story · Friendship · #1206633
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No Time To Chat
By Isabel Sparks

FREDDY*BOO* has signed on
mellielovessoccr17 has signed on

FREDDY*BOO*: heyy mel
mellielovessoccr17: fred! *Heart*33
FREDDY*BOO*: i don’t really have time to talk
FREDDY*BOO*: just signed on to check email
mellielovessoccr17: np talk to you later then
mellielovessoccr17: bye
FREDDY*BOO*: don’t go. Ive got a minute or so
mellielovessoccr17: kk.
mellielovessoccr17: so, hows school
mellielovessoccr17:??
FREDDY*BOO*: eh. Its ok. Lotta work
FREDDY*BOO*: u?
mellielovessoccr17: omg its so awesome
mellielovessoccr17: even though I have this crappy temp job to pay 4 it
FREDDY*BOO*: what do you do?
mellielovessoccr17: you mean this week? Fruit packing plant
mellielovessoccr17: I’m like the only college-aged kid in the night classes
FREDDY*BOO*: lol
mellielovessoccr17: not funny
mellielovessoccr17: the kid closest to my age is 22
mellielovessoccr17: and theyre freshman level classes
mellielovessoccr17: his names rob and hes so hot
FREDDY*BOO*: mel, do not.
FREDDY*BOO*: tell it to a girl
mellielovessoccr17: even better, I think he likes me. We went out for a drink the other night after class
mellielovessoccr17: yes, fred, mine was virgin
FREDDY*BOO*: mel.
FREDDY*BOO*: shut.
FREDDY*BOO*: up.
mellielovessoccr17: I will not, freddy boo
mellielovessoccr17: I can’t believe you still have that as your screenname
FREDDY*BOO*: mel, you know I’m too damn lazy to change it
mellielovessoccr17: face it fred. You like it
FREEDY*BOO*: uh mel, I hate to break it to you
FREDDY*BOO*: but you made my sn be FREEDY*BOO*
FREDDY*BOO*: no self-respecting male would ever like it
mellielovessoccr17: I’m crushed freddy boo
mellielovessoccr17: *goes to cry in corner*
mellielovessoccr17: *dies of sadness* fred doesn’t love me anymore
FREDDY*BOO*: uh, mel, you’re my best friend
FREDDY*BOO*: don’t make me say it again
mellielovessoccr17: okay freddy boo
mellielovessoccr17: I love you too
FREDDY*BOO*: mel, theres something I have to tell you
mellielovessoccr17: what????
mellielovessoccr17: … you can’t pause like that fred. Youre scaring me
FREDDY*BOO*: Sampson died
mellielovessoccr17: Sampson the kid who loved me????? OMG how?
FREDDY*BOO*: not Sampson my cousin
mellielovessoccr17: oh. Then whos Sampson?
FREDDY*BOO*: Sampson the boar at the zoo
mellielovessoccr17: o_O
FREDDY*BOO*: im sorry mellie. I know youll miss being able to hate it
FREDDY*BOO*: mel?
FREDDY*BOO*: MEL?!?!?!
mellielovessoccr17: sorry. I was just kind of shocked there
mellielovessoccr17: I mean, I took care of that damn thing every day for four summers
mellielovessoccr17: and then it had the nerve to go and DIE????
mellielovessoccr17: *muttered* goddamn boar
FREDDY*BOO*: I’m surprised you even remembered my cousin Sampson
mellielovessoccr17: are you kidding me? That kid hit on me all day at that graduation barbecue
mellielovessoccr17: and he was !@
mellielovessoccr17: uh sorry I meant 12
mellielovessoccr17: caps
FREDDY*BOO*: damn I miss you mel
FREDDY*BOO*: did you pick a major yet?
mellielovessoccr17: no. im thinking accounting
mellielovessoccr17: or applied mathematics
FREDDY*BOO*: u always were good at math
mellielovessoccr17: did you just say “u”
mellielovessoccr17: jesus fred, what’s in the water up there
mellielovessoccr17: you used to type out everything
FREDDY*BOO*: it was an accident mel
mellielovessoccr17: sure. Suuuuuuuuuuuure
mellielovessoccr17: *goes to tell everyone from high school that fred has finally succumbed*
FREDDY*BOO*: mel I will kill you
mellielovessoccr17: don’t you mean “mel I will kill u”?
mellielovessoccr17: lol
mellielovessoccr17: don’t worry freddy ill take it to the grave.
FREDDY*BOO*: you’d better, or youll be IN a grave
mellielovessoccr17: ooh threats I like it
mellielovessoccr17: you should come home this weekend
FREDDY*BOO*: it’s a five hour drive
mellielovessoccr17: come
mellielovessoccr17: cooooooooooome
FREDDY*BOO*: no
mellielovessoccr17:please?
FREDDY*BOO*: no
mellielovessoccr17: pretty please?
FREDDY*BOO*: no
FREDDY*BOO*: why would I come home anyway? Have you been talking to my mother? She always did try and get you to help her
mellielovessoccr17: im home this weekend
FREDDY*BOO*: so there
FREDDY*BOO*: ** I’m so there
mellielovessoccr17: ill bring rob
FREDDY*BOO*: I will kill you
FREDDY*BOO*: or I will kiss you to get back at you
mellielovessoccr17: what?!?!?!?
FREDDY*BOO*: so that he thinks you have a bf, dorkus
mellielovessoccr17: oh
mellielovessoccr17: scared the crap out of me for a minute there
FREDDY*BOO*: eh, don’t be so full of yourself
mellielovessoccr17: right back atcha bighead
FREDDY*BOO*: why am I friends with you again?
mellielovessoccr17: cause im so charming
FREDDY*BOO*: oh right
FREDDY*BOO*: anyway if im gonna come home this weekend I need to do my English lit paper first
FREDDY*BOO*: first meaning now
mellielovessoccr17: WAIT
FREDDY*BOO*: no really I need to go mel
mellielovessoccr17: no just need a ride home Friday
mellielovessoccr17: I sold my car
FREDDY*BOO*: how were you going to go home if I didn’t go then?
mellielovessoccr17: I wasn’t
FREDDY*BOO*: woooooooow
FREDDY*BOO*: I’ll be there at like 5. my last class doesn’t get out til 4
mellielovessoccr17: thanks freddy
FREDDY*BOO*: youre lucky I love you mel
mellielovessoccr17: can I invite rob
FREDDY*BOO*: if you must
mellielovessoccr17: yes!
mellielovessoccr17: actually, he wont want to go
mellielovessoccr17: he’s spending this weekend with his gf
FREDDY*BOO*: I thought he liked you
FREDDY*BOO*: damn mel
mellielovessoccr17: I meant as a friend. I was just playing with you. ROFL
FREDDY*BOO*: what?
mellielovessoccr17: rolls on the floor laughing
FREDDY*BOO*: whatever weirdo
mellielovessoccr17: well I have to go do a paper too
mellielovessoccr17: its due in…4 hours
FREDDY*BOO*: way to procrastinate mel
mellielovessoccr17: I know, isn’t it great
mellielovessoccr17: see you Friday
FREDDY*BOO*: see you mel
mellielovessoccr17:*Heart*33333
FREDDY*BOO*: I refuse to make hearts
mellielovessoccr17: just one?
mellielovessoccr17: please?
FREDDY*BOO*: no
mellielovessoccr17: I bet rob would come if I kept bothering him
FREDDY*BOO*: fine
FREDDY*BOO*: *Heart*
FREDDY*BOO*: yech. Happy now?
mellielovessoccr17: hell yes.
mellielovessoccr17:bye
FREDDY*BOO*: bye mellie

mellielovessoccr17 has signed off
FREDDY*BOO* has signed off


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