and there is so much traffic...

and there is so much traffic
that i wanna turn around
and since i've gotta gun
i'm president now.
it's not really a present
it's more like a task
to prove that i'm worthy
of saving my own ass.
and i thought of a building
full of saviours and whores
and who's doing who
i don't care or know.
and i've got a guitar
but it no longer works
because i used it to save a cat
and beat your children.
zing, zing, go my artery strings
because it's your kind of love
that makes me break things.
and i'm not going to take
any responsibility
for the giant flamethrower
killing you at our wedding.
and yesterday was for laundry
for spikey hair and nose rings
so i laughed and i laughed
but then not really
because i'm not really sure why.
and they said she had a question
because she heard in her dream
that santa was jesus
and a damaged debutante
and god's son and things.
and i didn't mean it, i swear
because i believe in that thing
where everything is what it is
until that one thing.
so i did it because i did
fuck, sprint, and pause
because there was something
that i needed to remember
but i didn't at all.
so she sent out a search party
for a girl dressed like me
but i shape shift like religion
and i can get away from everything.
and then one girl grows an antennae
and it taps me on a shoulder
so it screechs out,"do you remember me?."
yeah i do and so does the u.s. army.
and it was red
so i said stoptional
and since there was a cop
i shoved the midget in the way
because i figured they all had brakes.
and on the birth certificate
i mispelled your name
but i bought you a cake
as soon as i remembered you were still here
and weren't the g.i. joe
i had strategically placed on barbie.
and oh my god
i had a kid
but i sold it to the school
so they'd stop sending him back
because i swear i'm not lending him to you
but then they sent the cops
and i kicked them.
and i meant to become a good listener
so i thought out loud to myself
and i tried to adjust my hearing aid
because i watch so much tv
but then i realized i had never bought one
so i measured the depth
and jumped into a river.