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Rated: ASR · Other · Comedy · #1234252
Did you know Pinatas hate halloween.
I hang up here
In this store
Soon I'll be sick
Just 3 days more

This day I hate
It is Halloween
I'm a pinata
As you've seen

No one hits me
For on this day
All the candy
Is given away

Every single kid
That passes by
With there candy
I almost die

The candy in me
Is thrown up
M&M, Skittles
Even a Resus Cup

I look out the window
And there they are
Agian I barf up chocolate
It looks just like tar

In their costumes
A goblin and elf
So I grab a bat
And beat myself

It does not work
So I take a gun
Puke once more
Yet I'm not done

Over and over
I puke candy fruit
I can't take it
So then I shoot

Finally it's over
I am dead
With a hole
Inside my head
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