Have You Heard the Rumor?

                      Have you heard the latest rumor?
          For this one you've got to have a sense of humor.
      Remember Miss Goody-Two -Shoes from high school
                        Who never broke a single rule,
                  The virtuous one they call Snow White?
        Well...I'm not the one to gossip but I heard last night
                Miss White was having the time of her life
                          Living it up with seven guys!

              And you should see the size of these guys!
                      One looked so sleepy in the eyes.
            Another seemed to have an allergic reaction
          And his constant sneezing was quite a distraction.
                One had a permanent smile on his face,
                    But that was definitely not the case
          With one I heard her call 'Dear Sweet Grumpy'
  One wore thick glasses, stethoscope and looked quite frumpy.
              Yet another seemed like such a shy little guy
                That I wondered how she caught his eye.
              The last one appeared to be high on drugs
          And always hung with hoodlums, bums and thugs.

                      I guess what they lacked in looks
                They made up for in their pocket books.
                      But I'm not one to spread gossip
                      So you never heard it from my lip,
                      But can you imagine Snow White
                        Shacking up with seven guys?!!!