The Judge in Da Hood CASE: PHIL part 1

THE CRIME SCENE ( SCENE 1 )

Narrator 1: today is May 8th 2007 I sit on this wooden bench eating a delicous tukey sandwich. But look there it is a cop I wonder what he wants.

Officer Donut: (walks up to some gay guy named Phil) Hey is your name Phil Gaylord

Phil: Why yes I am how may I help you Officer hooooo

Officer Donut: I recieved a complaint about a gay guy And your him.

Phil: getting areested for being gay is gay

Officer Donut: so are you but I dont see anyone callin the cops about you now get in the car (throws phil in car)

Phil: ok hooo hooo hooo

SCENE 2 THE CAR

Officer Donut: ......and that is how I got Gilberts Donuts out of business

Narrator 2: I am lucky I got away with stealing narrator 1's delicous turkey sandwich
Oh yeah back to the story. Phil never had any friends except for Michael Jackson but I wont go into that

Officer Donut: Dude zip up your pants before somebody calls the cops

Phil: Dang it I would have got away with it if it wasnt for you meddlin kids and dumb dog

Officer Donut: Dude shut up

Phil: I love scooby doo

Officer Donut: Dont get mad at me but I ate Scooby Doo