One day, a kid is walking home from the local gas station. Hes got his headphones on. Hes listening to his favorite band, The Rats. Hes drinking a large 69 cent Slurpie. his favorite flavor, cherry mixed with coke.
He turns around. He sees some guy walking a couple hundred feet behind him. No big deal. It is a busy street.
Later, the kid is almost home. the guy is still following him. he walks through an alley.
"Tough luck kid. this alley is a dead end." the guy says as he pulls out a knife
"I know," The kid says, As he pulls out a .357 Magnum.
Just goes to show. Dont follow kids home. they might be able to blow your head off your neck...
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