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OBLIVAGUEST

oh-blih-vuh-gest

Origin Germanic from getten uter mi haus

1. - a person who habitually stays to visit far past their welcome.

It was nearly two a.m. and the oblivaguest seemed unaware of the many hints we had dropped for him to go home.

Origin Arabic from غافِل، غَيْ

2. - a person who is unmindful when using others or public property.

"That's the last time we're renting out our beach house!" I exclaimed as I scrubbed another wine stain in the carpet, "We get too many oblivaguests."