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Rated: 13+ · Poetry · Comedy · #1349459
Because Valentine's Day is a disgusting disgrace
Valentine's Day sucks.
All that red, pink, and white crap
makes me want to puke.

Go to the card store-
I'll shred all the cards and then
poke out the balloons.

Vandalize the place,
smear chocolate in the carpets,
burn the roses.

Card shop raids kick ass!
Organize one with your friends!
Let's trash the place, for

it's just an excuse
to waste your hard earned money
on absolute crap.
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