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Rated: 13+ · Lyrics · Music · #1436214
A parody of Sarah Silverman's "Matt Damon" song. I wrote this for my mom.
I’m a high school student
Yes I’m sorry but it’s true
I’m a high school student
My teacher is no longer you

I’m a high school student
Driving cars
Drinking booze
Wearing hooker-high-heeled shoes
Writing notes
Snogging boys
Buying cool new high- tech toys.

I’m a high school student
While I’m taking college classes
I’m a high school student
Breathing in the noxious gasses

I’m a high school student
Driving cars
Drinking booze
Wearing hooker-high-heeled shoes
Writing notes
Snogging boys
Buying cool new high-tech toys

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