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Rated: E · Poetry · Comedy · #1480815
They're not pretty, like model haikus. They're more like "the haiku next door."
Haiku Punchlines

THE RESPONSE
thank you for sharing:
i will kill your mom slowly
with bad poetry

HONESTLY I RUN
as your president
i will raise tax, cut programs
and lie to your face

SICK AND TIRED
dear john, i’m leaving
dinner is in the oven
hop in and eat it

JOHN’S REVENGE
dear joan, good riddance
i may not be smart, but – wait
where do i send this?


THE END
you look like shit, hon
i don’t love you anymore
gone to screw around

THAT THING YOU DO
when you’re down and out
when you’re sad, feeling lonely
it makes me happy
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