The 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
A broken dying Christmas tree.

On the second day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the third day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Seven Christmas parties,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Eight missing suitcases,
Seven Christmas parties,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Nine broken gifts,
Eight missing suitcases,
Seven Christmas parties,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Ten Christmas shoppers,
Nine broken gifts,
Eight missing suitcases,
Seven Christmas parties,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Chistmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven ripped stockings,
Ten Christmas shoppers,
Nine broken gifts,
Eight missing suitcases,
Seven Christmas parties,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.

On the twelve day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve burned turkeys,
Eleven ripped stockings,
Ten Christmas shoppers,
Nine broken gifts,
Eight missing suitcases,
Seven Christmas parties,
Six crazy in-laws,
Five extra pounds,
Four burned out lights,
Three screaming toddlers,
Two broken toys,
And a broken dying Christmas tree.