by Steve Jebson
More random thoughts.
|1. There were no sports back in Biblical times, so it’s funny to think that, if Jesus returned to Earth today, he’d probably throw like a girl.
2. Who is the sick freak that came up with the phrase, “It’s like killing two birds with one stone”? How deranged do you have to be to think that this activity is something everyone can relate to?
3. I don’t have a car alarm, but I do leave the volume of my music up really loud when I turn the car off. So as soon as the crook gets the car started, the joke’s on him.