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Rated: E · Script/Play · Comedy · #1604871
A peanut guy from a baseball game, and a Victorian Guy are stuck in an Avacado
-A giant Avacoto 1967 AD-
Peanut Guy: How did we get in here? I was just, uh walking around with my peanuts, and, boom I'm here. I'm confused. Want some peanuts?
Guy in a Sash: Ney. Thou shant have your... *peanuts*. Yee's peanuts, give thee gas. Peanuts art evil.
Peanut Guy: Uh...what? Where are you from? Narnia? And whats with the sash? Are you like, mayor of Narnia?
Guy in a Sash: Art thy insulting thou heritage? Hath thou not heareth of Mesilamopita? Hath thou not even heareth of King Planethro?
Peanut Guy: What? Are you insane? Where is that? Narnia? I mean COME ON! Mea-whatever? You are messed up! Are you even from this century? Never mind. What are we even in? Its gooey. Although it is light in here. But it looks edible. Smells like...avacoto? How the heck did we get in here?
Guy in a Sash: Thou hath no idea. Maybe thy magical Utopian Unicorn Earnest willest save us.
Peanut Guy: I hope we get outta here soon!

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